Funny talk with girls.

As I said in previous posts, humor is one of the important factors in conquering women . When you know how to talk funny, you will quickly connect to her feelings, from which your work will become much more convenient and much more leisurely.

If you don't believe it, try looking around and see. Doesn't talking funny bring people together, relieve stress, and make that person more liked?

I'm not a naturally funny person. Although often made fun of, but almost no one matches my ability to wit. In a group of 5, 6 people, only about 1 or 2 people understand and follow along.

But one day, I still vividly remember that scene. That was the time when I had to work in a group with some strange associates when I was at my old company. At the time of meeting, my body was quite tired, my shoulders were slightly sloping, my eyes were dull, my face was gloomy. Then suddenly I said, “Nice to meet you here.”

–> Everyone in the room burst out laughing

As for me, I came back to thinking “What the hell makes them laugh, just a simple sentence can make them laugh? Strange!"

I kept thinking about that time. Then one day I decided to do it again in front of a few other strangers. This time, although it was not very natural, but strangely everyone smiled. It was clear that they were laughing for real, not faking it. Strange…

After that time, I began to study the matter more thoroughly. And I'll let you know right below.

Know how to blow things up

As I said before, it doesn't matter what you say, but how you describe it in a funny way.

Same in front of girls. Forget all the logical things that men often say, also forget the words, the exhaled sentences that make you smarter, wiser, better than people. I tell you women are NOT capable of recognizing such things as men (Sorry :troll:). What women need is the ability to influence their minds, awaken their minds. That's it.

Or the simplest example that many Youtubers now apply when talking about smiles, like "To have a beautiful smile you have to keep it natural". But then they back up with the most fake, sarcastic, or fake smiles.

That's how to apply the method of exaggerating things to bring humor to you. And I am just a methodist, and how rich your imagination is depends on you.

Mumbling and being self-deprecating

One of the next methods I observed was muttering in the opposite sense of what I said earlier. Even the heads of departments of famous companies use this method when giving speeches. Like "I'm talking very seriously, I'm a serious, decent young man", pause for a moment 😡 "I'm actually talking nonsense".

Another method is to be self-deprecating with what you say. I see this method being used very thoroughly on American TV shows or Vlog people. But in real life, I have not seen anyone apply it. It's like you're talking, then someone provokes you or criticizes you, you pretend to be self-deprecating about what you said and then walk away.

I can't even imagine how it would be if applied in real life. If you can take advantage of it, that is also one of your great advantages.

When talking to girls, figuring out how to make a joke is pretty simple. Just listen to what she has to say, get to the point of the story and make a joke.

For example, once I was talking to a girl. She introduced herself as selling pizza to a certain XYZ store whose name I never seem to remember. I just remember her selling pizza…

If it weren't for the jokes, most men would say "Wow, are you busy there/do you like your job", bla bla bla…

But if you make a joke, it should be like this.

Me: Wow, are you serious. I'm also selling this pizza.

Girl: Really? What store do you work at?

Me: Well actually you work from home.

Girl:  So you have a pizza shop at home?

Me:  No… (Hesitating for a while and then picks up the phone to open the pizza game) Look at this… 3000 points 😆

If you pay attention a little, your mind will quickly come up with funny jokes. But the point of that story is to do it wholeheartedly, as if it were a real person. Getting the other person's attention is the most important thing when talking funny.

Exercise regularly

The last piece of advice I give you is to exercise regularly. What you say is free, or in other words, does not cost money to buy. So you can practice with anyone, friends, relatives, colleagues, strangers on the street, etc.

Of course, it's not easy to talk funny the first time. But you have a lot of opportunities next time if you are still not satisfied.

And always keep a humorous and witty attitude when doing any job, in any situation.

Only then can you bring out the full potential of humorous talk in your person.